If you are a new dad and don't quite have that fancy Dad-bod yet, no worries, in due time it'll come in. But in the mean time, you may want to consider one of these "Dad Bags"
To use this "Dad Bag", just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, then walk around your and wait for everybody to laugh
This Dad Bag is also a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
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